This post is inspired by:
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water”.
As I sit here and write about today, I want to congratulate everyone on a snow day from the woods of New Hampshire to the sea by the Cape. I was walking around last night around 8:30 praying for a snow day and eating frozen yogurt.. typical Masshole status there. Nothing can bring us down.
Although the snow day was pretty much in the bag yesterday, it’s always hard to say when you live in the city because they say to quote New York’s catchphrase: “cities never sleep” so it’s always a treat when the weather gets so bad that the T shuts down early and everyone is advised to stay off the roads… all because of snow.
When I first heard about this so called Nemo blizzard, I didn’t think anything of it. As a typical New Englander, you can’t always believe what you hear on the weather channel because even people like Al Roker can be wrong about things every once and a while.
Speaking of wrong, how crazy is this: according to the great governor of MA, people who violate and drive after 4pm, have the possibility of spending one year in jail or a $500 penalty. Imagine what you could spend that $500 during the blizzard, food, drinks, bread, alcohol, things that will help us survive this mess of a storm!
Therefore, I encourage all of you to let your inner Masshole free today, turn up some Passion Pit, drink $500 worth of Sam Adams and watch Massholes on youtube.